not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.

10knotes:

laserpistol:

Cartier Love bracelet

“Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet is designed to be opened only using a special screwdriver that is supplied with every bracelet. The screwdriver is also available in the form of a necklace, allowing the bracelet to be “locked” onto one person while the “key” is kept around the neck of another as a symbol for their commitment to their relationship.”

kurtsbutt:

i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones and middle aged women wearing yoga pants 

andrewscotttouchingthings:

the-fool-on-the-hill:

girlinredconverse:

I’ve accidentally ended up in this fandom…

I regret nothing.

I’m so fucking okay with being in the Pandom you don’t even understand

pimposaur:

In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.

sodamnrelatable:

 

Then I remember what I look like…

hawaiian-soul:

vinjejennifer:

fortheloveofnarry:

fitinyourdreams:

moynmoyn:

So yeah, my finale step in accepting myself is taking my own advice and feeling proud of the way I look by flaunting it. I am way happier looking at these photos and feeling genuinely beautiful than looking at a scale and getting excited when I loose weight. Weight is not a measurement of health, your self worth and definitely not your beauty. Let aloe your right to wear a bathing suit when it’s hot as hell! You earned that body, it’s beautiful because it belongs to you!

The perfect bikini body joke has been going around for while, just thought I’d contribute, not steal someone else’s joke :P

I love you

This girl is literally my favorite person on the planet right now

And you werk that perfect bikini body girl, weeerk!

sodamnrelatable:

Expectations:

Reality

Lololololol

joeycab:

quads-for-the-gods:

caterpillarsend:

the-girl-who-dreams-big:

zumainthyfuture:

freshest-tittymilk:

appulsauce:

:((((((

OH GOD NOOOOO

CHILLLLLL

GONE WITH THE WIND

What have I just watched???

mindfucked

Omg!!! This killed me inside

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

werelookingforlove:

my life is more of a mess than my room